Things I shake my head at: Part Deux.

I was reading my last "Things I Shake My Head at" post and it reminds me of "You know what really grinds my gears?" segment on Family Guy, which is considerably funnier.

Even so, I found new things to shake my head at. Yep, total zone of perplexity. 

• People who drink to make themselves feel better. If you're miserable, drinking is the last thing you should do because it only accentuates your misery and other people will then catch on and not want to be near you. Put down the booze and put on a smile. Fun!
• Earrings the size of one's own head. Um, did you realize your earrings are the size of your own head? If your earrings are larger than a Christmas ornament, I officially think I should be allowed to throw tinsel at you.
  

 

• Big dogs. I don't care how friendly your owner claims you are, you have the physical means to tear me to pieces. Therefore, I don't and wont like you nor trust you not to. Plus, you smell bad.
• People who claim it is "nice to have nothing to do on a Sunday" like I did earlier today. I hate having nothing to do, especially if it is on a weekend when I should be doing exciting things and not be going to the gym solely for the reason of passing time. Yes, that is what happened today. So. sad. At least I ran off some pent up frustration about having nothing to do today. So you people, myself included, need to reevaluate your lives.
• Those who blast obnoxious reggaeton music in strip mall parking lots. Really? Seriously?
• The fact that Edward Cullen is not real. What a shame. I'll even go with an "aww, shucks."
• The neighbor that lives down the street and feels the need to A) rev his engine to scare my little dog, B) rev his engine whenever myself or my brother drive by, and C) rev his engine to pull into his driveway. Um,  you don't need to rev your engine for people to notice your car. It's a bright neon color, I can notice it from a mile away.

That's a wrap for tonight.

I can guarantee there will be more to come.